NJ COUPLE TAKES
GOVERNMENT IN HAND

Lansdale, PA

QP: 8.18.06

Sick to death of complaining about the bungling of an intellectually and morally bankrupt administration, David and Mindy Brown of South Orange, NJ, accepted Crowns of State and all associated responsibilities offered them on Thursday. They opted for an informal coronation ceremony at the home Dr. Brown's father and step-mother at Meadowood CCRC, Lansdale.

The royals returned that day to their home in their Mini-Cooper. They will forego the trappings of typical monarchies in the interest of promoting a return to sane economic and environmental policies.

King David and his Consort will journey to Canada next week, hoping to repair strained relations with neighbors to the north.